Dear candle companies

It seems like candle companies come out with a new scent everyday. Whispering pines, Everglades Cedar, summer rain, wild flowers, crisp morning, etc. I often read the label of a candle and think I doubt this smells good. I am normally pleasantly surprised! I want to challenge any candle company to create a candle that smells like any school scents. What can you do with these titles; recess, boys bathroom, custodians closet, teachers lounge? If you can make any of these smell good please let me know. Thanks.